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whitmerule:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

And you never know who’s a creep just waiting to turn you into a sex object, not bother to learn a thing about you as a person, and just label you either ‘slut’ or ‘bitch’.
… Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean YOU of course. You must be a Nice Guy. I can tell by the way you decided a woman you don’t know is a bitch based on the fact that her experience has led her to default to ‘hell no get away from me’ when a random guy she doesn’t know pushes into her space to offer her something she doesn’t want in the obvious hope of being repaid with Good Guy Points (i. e., sex).

jfc guys 

you all do realize that the girl he’s supposed to be on a date with? that bucky set them up and they were supposed to be on a double date? and she was acting like that because steve wasnt all hunky or hot or ‘worthy of her’?

did you guys even watch this fucking movie?

steve wasnt some random dude offering her some popcorn on some creepy shit (and if he was her reaction would have been completely justified), he was her date and he was trying to be nice. and its not like she went “no thanks man”  or something like that.she just sneered and looked away. while ignoring him the entire time because of how he looked. see how he’s just shoved behind them like that? yea, she clearly is ignoring him.

so yea, it was VERY fucking rude of her.

jfc. wtf is up with the fucking people on this website

I would also like to add that Steve was kind of forced into this date, feeling super self conscious about his own size and awkwardness. Yet, he was at least trying to make the night fun for his date. She did not even care.

As for daring to imply that Steve had “ulterior motives,” HE IS A GENTLEMAN! HAVING SEX WITH THIS WOMAN WAS THE LAST THING ON HIS MIND AT THAT MOMENT! SO DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU GO AND TRY TO TELL THIS GRAMPA OF A CUTEY THAT HE IS THE ASSHOLE WHEN IT WAS CLEARLY HER.

(Source: nataliaromanov)

thirteenandprobablyhateyou:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

i remember being really annoyed when a guy was like “um, you’re too wet and it doesn’t feel tight anymore” like umm i’m wet because i’m aroused and that is how it is supposed to be? do you want me to not be aroused??

?????

See… when I first saw this, I thought this was going to be a joke about guys with small dicks. I am disappoint.

How I Think Isaac Reacted to the Cigarette Metaphor

  • (Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)

  • (Gus whips out a cigarette)

  • Isaac:

    Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)

  • Gus:

    I'm not lighting it.

  • Isaac:

    What?

  • Gus:

    It's a metaphor.

  • Isaac:

    Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.

  • Gus:

    I can't write.

  • Isaac:

    That's probably for the best, actually.

  • Gus:

    Can you unpause the game?

  • Isaac:

    Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.

  • Gus:

    You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.

  • Isaac:

    Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.

  • Gus:

    This is a good metaphor!

  • Isaac:

    Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?

  • Gus:

    I-

  • Isaac:

    Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?

  • Gus:

    Well-

  • Isaac:

    Or that one time-

  • Gus:

    Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?

  • (Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)

  • Isaac:

    Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.

  • (Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)

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